Fun Riddles! Most Correct Answers Gets Ten Points!!?

1. What’s the difference between a gay guy and a german guy?
2. What did the cat say when the dog chased her up the tree?
3. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
4. What is black and white and red all over? (three answers)
5. Why was 6 afraid of 7? (old one lol)
6. What goes all around the world but stays in one corner?
7. What has a forest but no trees, houses but no people, and roads bu no cars?
8. Why doesn’t the zoo take tests?
9. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, then how many did Sally pick?
10. A panda bear walks into a restaurant and eats. Then he shoots the waiter and leaves. When the police caught up to him they asked him why he shot the waiter. He said looks me up in the dictionary. What did the dictionary say?
11. A dumb blonde and a smart blonde jump off a building. Which one lands first?
That’s all I got! If you have any funny ones then put them with your answers! Please list!