Okay. Here’s the deal. Right now he is filming The Bourne Legacy. They are filming in South Korea and New York City (Staten Island and Long Island). I figure it’s easier for you to get to New York than S. Korea. Also, I have relatives on Staten Island and in the Village, so we can camp out on their floors.
Now. You have to figure a way to get yourself onto the set — maybe just to the edge of it, like a by-stander who is just watching. Then you arrange to bump into him. Oh, wait. Better: you are rushing to work with hot coffe in your hand–you arrange it so it is more like he runs into you, so when you fall down and spill hot coffee, it’s his fault. Then when he is all “sorry, sorry,” you look up and get this really startled look on your face and you say “Edward Harrison Norton.” And he’ll be like “Do I know you” And then you make up a whole story.
You say your name, like he should know it. “Signature Theater Company? Your first audition? I brought you water? You bought me a coffee off the roach coach after you spilled mine on my new shoes? Guess you’re still doing that, aren’t you?”
He will SO BE YOURS!
(invite me to the wedding!)
Okay. Here’s the deal. Right now he is filming The Bourne Legacy. They are filming in South Korea and New York City (Staten Island and Long Island). I figure it’s easier for you to get to New York than S. Korea. Also, I have relatives on Staten Island and in the Village, so we can camp out on their floors.
Now. You have to figure a way to get yourself onto the set — maybe just to the edge of it, like a by-stander who is just watching. Then you arrange to bump into him. Oh, wait. Better: you are rushing to work with hot coffe in your hand–you arrange it so it is more like he runs into you, so when you fall down and spill hot coffee, it’s his fault. Then when he is all “sorry, sorry,” you look up and get this really startled look on your face and you say “Edward Harrison Norton.” And he’ll be like “Do I know you” And then you make up a whole story.
You say your name, like he should know it. “Signature Theater Company? Your first audition? I brought you water? You bought me a coffee off the roach coach after you spilled mine on my new shoes? Guess you’re still doing that, aren’t you?”
He will SO BE YOURS!
(invite me to the wedding!)