I work in a large city at a high rise office building. Today during my break I snuck on to the roof and leaning against a scaffolding drop for window cleaners. I masturbated to finish letting my load fall too the busy sidewalk below. I believe it landed on a woman… because she looked up as if she got crapped on by a bird. Lol or what??


Im glad you put this under philosophy. It makes all these lonely people busy thinking about the meaning of life-stop-and see some perspective. We are all just human…ejaculating on other humans during our lunch break. This is life.
Thank you.
Why is this under philosophy? This is just completely unprofessional. This is something you’d tell to your beer buddy or something. Someone at your work MUST have your email or so. What if they see this? Sad, a 13 year old girl had to tell you this.
Agree with “Kimberley R”
It’d be epic if you impregnated her.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That’s so awful
I think you are a self indulgent fool.
I lol’d
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp…