Who Is Your All Time Favorite Footballer Plus Fifa Story Part…errrm 8?

recap: Dark Mistress showed up and had a magical battle with Pat, who fell into the chambers bellow the jungle.
Pat tumbled down to the strangely dire chambers bellow the jungle. He searched around but it was far too dark for his librarian eyes, so he summoned an orb of light to assist him. He heard his feet cracking something bellow him. As he looked down he witnessed skeletons covering the entire chamber. Pat sighed in annoyance as he was likely going to have to battle some big bad monster and he found that quite quaint.
As Pat traveled around he began to hear an ominous growling behind him. He swung around and blasted an empty passageway with a fireball. Pat searched around his position to find the source of the strange growling. Then he finally saw the beast. It had eight spiderly legs, 100 snake like eyes, and 3 scorpion like stingers. The beast was known simply as the Honduran.
One of the three stingers slashed at Pat but he blocked it using a shield spell. Pat shot a stream of fire at the beast but was deflected by the beasts thick skin on one of its eight legs. That leg was used as a shield by the Honduran. Whatever trick Pat used it was just deflected by the Hondurans thick leg. Pat needed options and he needed them quick. He thought of a plan that would teleport himself a short distance on top of the Honduran where he could then destroy it before it could defend itself.
So Pat whispered the spell and was transported on the Hondurans back. He was about to blast the Honduran but then he felt a stingers strike him on the back. Its venom quickly left him paralyzed as he slid off the Honduran’s back. Its snake like eyes gazed at the librarian with a deep and dark hunger as it opened its mouth, but it was suprised by the screaming charge of a swordswoman known as La Furia Maria.
La Furia Maria held two rapiers in her hands and a finely designed golden chainmail covering her body with pictures of lions all over it. She charged with the fury that gave her the name La Furia Maria. With her rapiers she attacked the Hunduran cutting off one stinger and two legs before the Honduran began to defend with its thick leg.
The Honduran in pain and in shook attacked La Furia Maria with both strikers but unlucky for him the noble swordswoman sliced both of them off before he could defend with his thick leg. The Honduran was outmatched so he tried to escape from the wrath of La Furia Maria but it was too late as she sliced the large beast down before it could burrow in a tunnel.
La Furia Maria then turned to the unconcious Pat and tried to aid him, but she had no magical abilities to heal him. So she decided to take him as quickly as possible to her manor outside of the jungle where there was a skilled healer.
to be continued……
PS: I can’t wait for Fez and La Furia Maria to battle, as they are both swordmasters. dun dun dun!